THE NIFTY TOP 50 WOMEN - 2002...
#1 Daniela Pestova (everyone's favorite Victoria Secret cover girl)
born in The Czech Republic, 1970
#2 Rebecca Romijn Stamos (proving that even lame TV stars get hot chicks)
born in California, 1972
#3 Elisha Cuthbert (one could stare at this picture for, oh, say, 24 hours)
born in Canada, 1982
#4 Yamilla Diaz (have you noticed that a lot of these girls' first names end with the letter "a"? what's up with that?)
born in Argentina, 1978
#5 Shakira (Shakir-ahhhh)
born in Colombia, 1977
#6 Karolina Kurkova (another sexy ex-commie)
born in The Czech Republic, 1984
#7 Anna Kournikova (40-LOVE, baby, YEAH)
born in Russia, 1981
#8 Adriana Lima (Adriana, O que faria se o beijasse neste preciso momento?)
born in Brazil, 1982
#9 Brooke Burns (dog eat dog girl - rrrrawff!)
born in Dallas, 1977
#10

Sophia Vergara (who needs viagra when you have vergara?)
born in Colombia, 1972

#11 Jessica Alba (darkly angelic)
born in California, 1981
#12 Lisa Marie Scott (got that classic scottish/swiss/japanese look)
born in Florida, 1974
#13 Adriana Sk- Sklenka- Skenkov- (OK, just change your last name, please)
born in Solvakia, 1971
#14 Faith Hill (imagine how good she'd look if she wasn't married to a hillbilly)
born in Jackson, Mississippi, 1967
#15 Charlize Theron (best thing to come out of south africa since... well, OK, the best thing to come out of south africa)
born in South Africa, 1975
#16 Morena Corwin (half Korean, half Swiss. how the hell did THAT happen?)
born in South Korea, 1969 (fun fact: great great grandfather was a Korean emperor)
#17 Sung Hi Lee (fun fact: she was the first asian to be solo on the cover of playboy in 1996; hey hef, about friggin' time, you fossil!)
born in South Korea, 1970
#18 Elsa Benitez (just your typical 6' tall Mexican bombshell)
born in Mexico, 1977
#19 Josie Maran (california guess? cutie)
born in California, 1982
#20 Ana Beatriz Barros (does Rio ever run out of women like this?)
born in Brazil, 1982
#21 Vanessa Williams (maybe the most beautiful face in show biz?)
born in New York, 1963
#22 Shannon Elizabeth (hot or not?... um, HOT!)
born in Texas, 1976
#23 Cindy Crawford (still beautiful after all these years)
born in Illinois, 1966
#24 Summer Altice (puh-leeze, that is so NOT your real name)
born in California, 1979
#25 Lujan Fernandez (ho hum - another one from south of the border)
born in Argentina, 1979
#26 Caprice Bourret (is that a california girl, or what?)
born in California, 1979
#27 Portia de Rossi (actually made Ally McBeal watchable)
born in Australia, 1973
#28 Carolina Ardohain (aka "Pampita" - to we close friends)
born in Argentina, 1981
#29 Beyonce Knowles (annoying girl group and J-Lo booty offset by gorgeous everything else)
born in Houston, Texas, 1981
#30 Sophie Marceau (Veux-tu me shag ce soir, cheri?)
born in Paris, France, 1966
#31 Denise Richards (currently suffering from the "Bond curse", but no matter, since "Wild Things" is on DVD)
born in Illinois, 1972
#32 Nicole Kidman (looking much better after dumping that hump of a husband)
born in Honolulu, Hawaii, 1967
#33 Svala (Icelandic pop star - sort of the exact opposite of Shakira. wonder what would happen to the universe if those two ever hooked up?)
born in Iceland, 1977
#34 Alyssa Milano (what the heck? I thought her number was
1-800-COLLECT)
born in Brooklyn, NY, 1972
#35 Shanna Moakler (does anybody remember "Pacific Blue?" anybody? hello?)
born in Rhode Island, 1975
#36 Christina Applegate (aka Kelly Bundy, from America's most beloved family)
born in Los Angeles, CA, 1971
#37 Niki Taylor (the blonde Cindy)
born in Florida, 1975
#38 Jaime Pressley (one of the best magazine covers ever, courtesy Maxim)
born in North Carolina, 1977
#39 Krista Allen (krista, isn't that lollipop a little pointless?)
born in California, 1972
#40 Kelly Brook (UK fave with jolly good 34E-24-34 stats)
born in England, 1979
#41 Shania Twain (back in the spotlight again)
born in Canada, 1965
#42 Valeria Mazza (that's a losta mazza)
born in Argentina, 1972
#43 Elizabeth Hurley (classy Brit that never goes out of style, sort of like a jag?)
born in England, 1965
#44 Estella Warren (hey Estella, quit hogging so much page space)
born in Canada, 1978
#45 Natalie Portman (what a difference an earthling hairstyle makes, huh?)
born in Jerusalem, Israel, 1981
#46 Amanda Peet (yeah, i know, she makes really bad movies, but goshdarn, jethro, she's really purty!)
born in New York, 1972
#47 Maria Menounos (VH1/ET babe from meffa mass)
born in Massachusetts, 1978
#48 Monica Bellucci (Mi scusi, ma le dà fastidio se la fisso per un momento?)
born in Italy, 1968
#49 Tabu (way sexy bollywood babe)
born in India, ???
#50 Justine Pasek (ousted the Russky, now Miss Universe 2002 - which is a little presumptuous; what about all those chicks from Remulac?)
born in the Ukraine, 1979
     
     
   
THIS YEARS LIST
(note the international flavor of this list. the top 16 represent 10 countries!)
note: any of you women are welcome to contact me to negotiate a higher ranking!
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