Sheep
Go To Heaven
- Cake
1.
10
WORST SONGS OF ALL TIME...
2.
3.
Miracles
-
Jefferson Starship
Open
Arms (or pretty much anything by...)
-
Journey
5.
4.
Brimful
of Asha
-
Cornershop
You
Light up My Life
-
Debbie Boone
6.
7.
8.
Ebony
and Ivory
-
Paul
McCartney and Stevie Wonder
Thank
U
-
Alanis
Morissette
American
Bad Ass
-
Kid
Rock
10.
Fire
and Rain
-
James Taylor
9.
Billy,
Don't Be A Hero
-
Bo Donaldson &
The Heywoods
I
have a theory on this song. I think the band got together and said "Let's
play a gag and write the worst song imaginable and tell the record label that
it is a great song and see if they'll believe us and push the Alternative stations
to actually give it air time. Wouldn't that be funny?"
Journey,
Starship, the Dead; did San Francisco generate any bands that didn't suck? Unfortunately,
when I was trying to figure out the name of this annoying Journey song, by playing
song clips on bn.com, it got stuck in my head for the rest of the week. I had
to call in sick.
One
of those songs that makes you realize how fast you can push another channel
button on the car stereo. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow? Does anybody
really say bosom anymore?
A
really sucky band's most suckful song. This one meanders aimlessly like a stoned
Grace Slick on Ashbury St. And it goes on and on and on.
The
only song in history to kill two careers at once. All time sappiest song, right
down to the trademark McCartney head bob.
The
one thing worse than this stupid song was the all time worst video that accompanied
it.
Is
this the song where he keeps saying "I'm Kid Rock?" I get them all
confused. Whatever. I'm sure it sucked.
This
guy could use a good dose of "The Man Show."
I
really hate to be cliche and put a song on this list that everybody else has
on their Worst 10 Songs list, but, hey, it is a really awful song.
Vaguely
remember this song. Probably never heard it all the way through. I wonder if
it had a cool ending or drum solo or something. Nah.
