"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
- Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
- Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, Apocalypse Now
"And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."
- Mike Damone, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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"Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."
- Frank Drebin, Naked Gun
"I know what this is.. it's an espresso machine... no no no.. it's a snow-cone maker.. is it a WATER heater?"
- Harry, True Lies
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"Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it."
- Hal, 2001: A Space Odyssey
"You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occassions."
- Toht, Raiders of the Lost Ark
"I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."
- Miles Monroe, Sleeper
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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
- Hannibal Lechter, Silence of the Lambs
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
- Captain, Cool Hand Luke
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